Who am I?

I am an extremely unlikely candidate to be the editor of this magazine. In fact, I have spent several hours dwelling upon this over the last few months since I first received an email asking if I would be willing to let my name stand for nomination. I skimmed the email and at first I thought that the Fed Board  needed  a  new  treasurer. I read the email again later and saw that I had been nominated to be the new editor of the Beacon Lights, and to my surprise when I woke up the next morning,...