In the Beginning, Gas

(An excerpt from the newest, most revised translation of the Bible, as Moses should have written it.) GENESIS 1 1. In the beginning, gas existed. 2. And the gas was a shapeless mass; and it was dark. And God’s spirit began to be operative. 3. And God said, “Let a shining sphere be formed.” And there was light. 4. And God saw the light, that it was good: And the rotation of the gas sphere caused light and darkness. 5. And the hours of light were called day and the time of darkness was...