“Tobacco Is…” / Feeding Sheep or Amusing Goats

"Tobacco Is…" There is an old Methodist ditty (I think it must have been "Methodist") that went something like this: "Tobacco is a filthy weed, and from the devil doth proceed; it stains your hands and bums your clothes, and makes a smokestack of your nose." One could always get a good laugh from that -- especially when quoted to good Calvinists who all knew how the fathers puffed away at the old Synod of Dordt. Of a Methodist one could expect such sort of odd ideas. But a good Calvinist and...