The Horn That Didn’t Give A Hoot

One time a young man went to a car lot to buy a car. While looking over one of the automobiles, the young man notices that the horn didn’t work. Whereupon we hear the following dialogue between the young man and the car dealer: “Sir, the horn on this automobile must be broken.” “Broken? No,” said the dealer, “it’s just indifferent.” “Indifferent! What do you mean?” “Well,” replied the dealer, jokingly, “it just doesn’t give a hoot.” Upon reading articles in our periodicals and...