Convention Impressions from “Down Under”

My first day at the 1989 Young Peoples’ Convention and I am eating this thing called a “sub” for lunch. Please excuse my ignorance but back where I come from we do not eat things big enough to hit someone with! We call them bread rolls and you can generally carry them in one hand. Well, anyway, I am about half way through my first mouthful and I nearly choked in the baloney. Ruth Bleyenberg just asked me to write an article on Convention Impressions for Beacon Lights. Put yourself in my shoes....