Irresistible

I don’t have much time. No, I did not just receive a fatal diagnosis. I simply don’t have much time to keep your attention. According to Microsoft Canada, the average human attention span is only eight seconds (28). I would have a better chance writing to goldfish (attention span: nine seconds). Unfortunately, we do not have any goldfish that subscribe to Beacon Lights. I checked. That phone you were just tempted to check has reduced your attention span to almost nothing. The devices we find...