The Joys Of Using Tobacco

“Cigarettes are a blot on the whole human race;             A man is a monkey with one is his face.             Now here’s my definition of a cigarette, brother;             It’s a fire on one end and a fool on t’other.”             Now isn’t that disgusting! Can you imagine that any man could be so prejudiced and hateful as to compose a verse like that? To my mind, it’s a venomous assault upon us gentlemen who indulge in the delightful art of smoking. Therefore, I feel it my duty to defend...