An Article for Readers Who Cannot Read

This article is for readers who cannot read. That statement may arouse various reactions. To some it may sound rude, but rest assured that it is not meant to be. To others it may sound like a contradiction in terms, but it is not. To still others it may arouse disgust that the editors of this paper allow such an article to appear. After all, most everyone has been educated sufficiently to read at least, especially in this wonderful age of compulsory schooling. However, the appearance of...